My Unique world

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Cats, who likes them??

Real quick thoughts on cats, well actually before that have any of you seen the word quick spelled "quik", why does anyone do this? I mean I am as lazy as the next guy but how hard is it to type a c? a friggin c. Well any ways I hate cats I thing that they are all that is wrong in society, evil creatures, the epitimy of evil and solice there is nothing good a bout these creatures, they steal souls i just hate cats. So i brought my thoughts up to my friend, who informed me that he had this conversion not more than 2 days ago with another group of friends, and this raises the question on who on this earth likes cats other old people and just all around animals lovers. The comment on dislike of cats went all the way to the fact a friend hates a person who likes cats more than cats themselves based on principle and standards. I personally cats so much that if someone super hot say, Scarlett Johansson, Shakira, Keyra Augustine, Jessica Kennedy, Beyonce, generic hot chick) were to come to me and let me know they want to do unholy things to me in ways that I could not even fathom yet they enjoyed the company of these fuckin felines, I would have to say no, outright no. I mean they might as well have a penis, I dislike cats that much. Well thats just my thoughts have a nice day

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

"The Hills" Hurts people

So this is the actually numero eins intro. I dont know what to actually write during the day you know I figured I had a bunch of stuff to put down, but when it comes time to perform I go limp lik3 Rafeal Palmiero. Hmmmm...maybe this will work, i stubbed my toe today...two things about it 1. quite possibly the shittiest injury based on the pain and stupity being the main aspects of the scale.. 2. I stubbed it on my own weights which add insults to injury not only that but about 10 minutes before that I was going to get up and get the remote control for the TV, and finally change it off of Cheyenne, I was watching it for like twenty minutes, i hate that show, but i had already sat down so I was just too lazy to get up and change the channel you know how that is. hence the lowercase i's i am too lazy to hit the shift bar "its way on the other side of the keyboard"..well anyways 1o minutes before the stub i was telling myself when you get the remote dont friggin hit the weights, watch the weights, keep your eyes on the weights, and overcourse i end up getting into the Show for the last ten minutes and forgetting about the weights and then Hills came on which I would rather castrate myself with a knife from barbies doll house than watch so i hurled my body out of the chair to get to the remote as fast as possible, and in the process I friggin stub my toe and as i said it hurt, yes i cursed my stupid weight for being such a jerk. We made up later??