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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Great Idea, that comes Complete with Marketing Idea

Well this blog stems from the fact that I am a larger than average man, yes a man and all man. So I have larger hands. I have a laptop/notebook, whatever. When I type on something like IM or just friggin type anything, I hit multiple letters at on time so it comes out like I am Stephen Hawkings with with a horrible shake . So I proposed the idea that a company make a laptop with a larger keyboard something that is more the size of a regular keyboard. I think it is a fantastic Idea. And to make everyone else think it is a Great idea I proposed a great commercial. Here is the commercial

The commercial starts with an ogre/goblin some huge hideous creature sitting in a park (central parkish appearance). The ogre, though hideous, is sophisticated and he is writing his poetry, (Green the color of love, warts, just more for the lovin) classy stuff he is writing. However, do to the fact the ogre has large fingers he just can't hit the friggin "F" button fg FG FG GF FG FD FD DF, Damn small keypads, The ogre Lets out a tremendous roar, and flips his friggin lid. Hurls his laptop into the park, (taking out two homosexual roller bladers wearing unnessecarily short hot pink shorts, and oiled up, eww) He goes storming through the park in a fit of blind rage, Tossing puppeteers and dancers to-and-fro. Using one bum to beat down a brigade of bums, and crushing human robots. He leaves the park and takes is tirade to the city crushing windows, using meters like bats to whack their maids, pushing the hell out of a wheelchair basketball ball player sending himoff like a drag racer. He is reaking havoc. He picks up an old lady and is about to toss he into a store window when he notices that it has an advertisement for a notebook with a larger Keyboard. The Ogre's head tilts in amazment, and he begins to smile, (but that old lady is goin friggin nuts, like she's about to have an aneurysm).

(Cut scene back to screen of a laptop with a finished poem)

(warts, just more for the lovin) pan out and the Ogre has a huge shrek like grin on his face, a butterfly rest on his finger and a dove on his shoulder. Thats when you cut to the name of laptop and company, " A larger keypad makes everyones life a little easier"

Thats my idea and commercial your thoughts? comment if there are any misspellings it is because the keypad is too friggn small. just make it already


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