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Monday, October 02, 2006

Puppies and their side-effect

Well I gotta give a shout out to my main man Ryan Shinska seeing how he gave me the same honor, Ryan also has a recent blog, where u can get all your Detroit Sports news, he speaks the truth, WORD!!!!! http://shinsk.blogspot.com/

Well, anyways as you all know I am not the biggest fan of cats, however I do quite adore their four legged nemisis, and no I am not talking about that little special kid with 4 legs who bite cat's tails, you know the nuclear power plant side effect, I am talking about dogs silly, man your an ass for thiniking i was talkin about "my mom says I am special Melvin" Well any who, I am a big dog guy, Man's best friend how can I not love dogs. I dont know if you know this but when dogs are little and young they are called puppies, don't really know why, you'd figure they would be named something that has to deal with the word dog. Like duppies, but whatev. As I said dogs are great, well once they are potty trained, house broken if you will. I hate when I wake up and place my naked feet in warm, wet freshly squeezed dog piss, i fucking hate that. Other than that dogs are all good. Puppies are cool too, but they have huge side effects. Something weird happens to a man's voice, it gets higher pitched , and softer and for some reason they cannot anunciate properly, and they sound like a baby. They start calling the animal pet names like cutesy wutsey, cuddly wuddly. They start using adjectives like awwwww (very high pitched), isnt he special. And if you do something manly to the animal, like spinning it in a circle till it pukes, they call you a jerk, what's that about!?!?! I am talking about heterosexual men, acting like this ridiculous friggin ridiculous. It's like puppies have poison in their breath, but the poison doesnt kill you it just turns your gay. Puppies' side effect is extreme gayness. I will be honest every now and then I get wussified by a puppy, but the effects are not long lasting, and I am not gay. I love the little bastards they can seriously gay a dude up real quick. That's pretty much all I have to say about that. Puppies can turn the baddest M-F'er gay, and if any of you ever say it never happened to you, that means you are already gay so the puppies had no effect. Have a good fuckin Day

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